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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Meme-tag-stic! Four things...

Right, a few days back GW tagged your Recruiting Officer with this, so here are the answers...


Four jobs you've had in your life:

Witness-bearer
Demonstrator
Co-ordinator
Facilitator


Four movies you could watch over and over:

A Knight's Tale
Brazil
Ronin
La Jetee

Four places you've lived:

In spirit - and mostly in body - I have always lived somewhere in deepest Dorset...


Four places you've been on holiday:

Snowdonia
The Dordogne
Singapore
My house


Four websites you visit daily:

Blogger/assorted blogs
Google UK
Wikipedia
BBC


Four TV shows you love to watch:

Battlestar Galactica (the new one) - a bit of sci-fi
Most Haunted Live - a bit of scariness
Have I Got News For You - a bit of fun
Horizon - a bit of cleverness


Four of your favourite foods:

Pizza
Bread
Cheese
Apples


Four places you'd rather be:

On a ship
Exploring
A small island, perhaps somewhere in the Pacific
Riding a bike down a mountain in British Columbia


Four albums you can't live without:

Felt Mountain - Goldfrapp
Surfer Rosa & Come on Pilgrim - The Pixies
Singles (The UA Years) - The Stranglers
I Ought to Give You a Shot in the Head for Making Me Live in This Dump - Shivaree


Four people to tag with this:

Keith Floyd
Jeff Bridges
Kim Jong-il
Eddie Izzard

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Monday, January 30, 2006

We're all doomed...

I am currently finding it much harder to be optimistic about matters environmental. Our current government, who made all the right 'green' noises before being initially elected in 1997 and have been spectacularly slack in doing anything concrete since, have released a report today, outlining the depth of the metaphorical shit we appear to be in regarding climate change.

Now, I have followed the various reports and news about climate change for several years and although, in that time, it has gone from perceived loony tunes territory to mainstream scientific belief, I still know a number of people I would consider as good friends who don't believe a word of it. More widely, I also know people who seem to have only recently made the connection between 'rubbish' and 'bin', let alone vastly complex concepts such as 'recycling'.

It is therefore with much sadness I must conclude that many such people - quite possibly those with business interests and decision making potential between them - will only believe sea levels are rising when the water is lapping round their ankles. Doomed, I tell ya.

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Friday, January 27, 2006

Fank Fun it's Friday Fantastic Photo Foolery Fest - 27/01/06

Well, it's Mozart's 250th birthday apparently, although he stopped counting a while back, as far as I am aware. Well done him, anyway.

In a bid to do something musical in his honour, see what amazing captions you can come up with for this:


A quick fiddle for every winner!

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Iran nuclear debate - what's it all about?

I have been trying to post this for a few days, simply because I was getting fed up with watching very generalised reporting about this on TV that didn't actually explain any of the reasoning behind why the UK, US and others are getting in such a strop about Iran and their nuclear dealings.

So, this link gives a lowdown from the BBC, providing some useful background to the issue.

On the BBC programme Newsnight on 18/01/06, reporter Mark Urban interviewed Robert Joseph, US Under-Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security, who has been touring Europe, talking up support for action against Iran.

He said: "My view is that Iran is aggressively pursuing the capability to produce enriched uranium, the fissile material which can be used for nuclear weapons."

I can't vouch for the 'aggressive' bit, however I understand Iran have finally been quite clear they do indeed want to produce enriched uranium. The second part of that sentence would have been more balanced if it said 'can be used for nuclear power or nuclear weapons. That's the problem with fissile material folks, you can make energy or you can make bombs. Iran say they want energy.

He continued, "I believe it is a nuclear weapons programme and I believe that there are indications of weaponisation which the IAEA is pursuing with Iran."

Well, we are not privy to this information yet it seems. However we can be pretty certain Bush has this Joseph guy is in this job because he talks up the game. He is seemingly renowned for being a militarist, an advocate of attack first, ask questions later.

Perhaps the US, after all, have learned some lessons over abandoning diplomacy as a prequel to invading Iraq. It seems to me there is an air of 'aggressive' diplomacy going on from the US now, keen to show they will use the right channels, but not sounding very balanced.

At least acknowledging the concept of trust has to figure somewhere in international relations surely? Because if you deny the concept of trust so completely as the US seems wont to do, will you ever be satisfied unless you've planted your boots on everything anyone else has?

If Robert Joseph is wandering around the world saying he believes Iran are 'weaponising', how many IAEA or 'independent' inspections is it going to take to convince the US otherwise? Lack of evidence (excluding the fictitious variety) didn't stop the invasion of Iraq, did it?

War-mongers like Joseph deal in fiction - and I wonder how long it will be before more people see this all-encompassing 'war on terror' for what it is - damaging, base gun-waving at everybody else, of the 'come and have a go' variety. I believe we need to expose these people for 'crying wolf' while they still are because, at some point, their doctrine of accusing others becomes a self-fulfilling prohecy. Because how many people can one reasonably expect to piss off before they turn around and say 'no more'? Simply put, fuelling conflict is their aim - and at the moment they are making a pretty good job of it.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Supermarket Fun - No.1

I've written in the past about how rude some people can be whilst out and about, if not through intention then simply through utter thoughtlessness for others. Misty wrote yesterday about a bad supermarket experience which has reminded me to post the first in a series of games I have devised whilst getting pissed off frustrated with various aspects of people's behaviour whilst shopping, whether they be staff or punters.

So, without further ado...

No.1 - OFFICIAL STANDER-IN-FRONT-OF (or 'OSIFO')

Have you ever been looking at things on shelves, only to have somebody not only walk in front of you (something that is rude enough without excusing oneself or acknowledging the fact), but actually stand right in front of you, entirely blocking your view. This seems to happen quite often, regardless of how small a gap there is - standing just far enough back from the shelves to actually see what is on them is normally the clincher.

The Game:

'OSIFO' works well as an individual or group activity. Groups are obviously better if you want to observe/keep score.

Materials:

You will need some materials - firstly a coat or jacket and secondly a T-shirt with a slogan on the back saying 'OFFICIAL STANDER-IN-FRONT-OF', or similar, in big bold type.

If you are really committed, you could wear your T-shirt each time you go shopping, but remember to keep your jacket on top.

Rules:

A turn starts when somebody stands in front of you in the way described above - let's call the person 'Mr X'.

In acquiring a 'Mr X' you may not spend more than ten seconds standing in one place and you must be making an effort to study the items on the shelves, although not necessarily handling them. You must move on at least 10 feet from the previous spot before stopping again.

Once you have a 'Mr X' you then follow them around the store until they stop to look at something. You then remove your jacket so everyone can see your 'OSIFO' status (you can do this 'on the move' to save time) and then position yourself in front of 'Mr X' so he can no longer see what he is looking at.

NB. WHEN POSITIONING YOURSELF YOU MUST NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH 'MR X'. You may touch the shelves/display, but if you touch 'Mr X' on the way in, you must immediately withdraw and your turn is over.

'Mr X' may try to look around you and therefore you may move one step to either the left or right (not both) in order to impede their view - AGAIN PHYSICAL CONTACT VOIDS THE TURN IF YOU ARE IN MOTION SO BE CAREFUL.

If 'Mr X' says 'excuse me', or similar, the turn has been succesful, but is immediately over so you can get out of the way.

These impolite/vacant shoppers must only be used once per shopping trip. You must always find a fresh one once you have engaged in a turn, whether there was a successful outcome or not.

Scoring:

- For successfully acquiring a 'Mr X' and following them to a stopping point you receive: 1 point.

- By going on to successfully stand in front of 'Mr X' you receive a further: 5 points.

You can agree further bonus points among yourselves, for example if 'Mr X' acknowledges the T-shirt or even if, remarkably, they suss the whole thing.

However, remember:

WHILST BEING AS RUDE AS THE GAME REQUIRES, ALWAYS BE POLITE AND PLEASANT AND IF IN ANY DOUBT, DISENGAGE. THERE ARE MORE RUDE PEOPLE OUT THERE AND THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME.


See? Games like these show we really can change attitudes to modern life one person at a time - and if we can't succeed in shaking every individual from their rude or thoughtless ways we can still take the piss out of them. Nicely, of course. Result!

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Gissajob! Oh, go on then...

Woo!... and indeed... Hoo! Well, fledgling collective, after your delightful suggestions (numbering zero) the other day, it is indeed rather useful that your Recruiting Officer fended off much competition to get the work he was after. Yay!

I am therefore officially still a 'techie' - so don't panic, your bits are safe with me. See what I did there? Ahem...

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Fank Fun it's Friday Fantastic Photo Foolery Fest - 20/01/06

Pieces of FFFFPFF! Ha-haaaarrgh - it be another fun-packed Friday, so it does. And as this week 'as been involvin' at least one parrot, it be only right the photo be reflectin' that, yes it is. So, me 'earties, be it dead or be it just pinin' for the fjords?


For those passin' muster, a full recitation of your favourite sea shanty, parrot fashion.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Extraordinary Rendition

...is the term of the day. It sounds like something you might have been subjected to at the local karaoke bar, however it is, in fact, the US process of sending people they suspect to other countries where it may be easier to reach a desired result they cannot realistically achieve on US soil.

It appears we are talking imprisonment and torture - even murder. The Wikipedia entry looks fairly thorough and although details are sketchy, the fact this process exists is undisputed and there seems to be plenty of evidence.

The US government seem to be rather proud of it in fact, given that the detention camps at Guantanamo Bay are already such a gleaming beacon of out-sourcing illegal detention to foreign lands.

Now the big hoo-ha here in the UK seems not to be about telling the US to get a grip - at the risk of upsetting them I expect - rather that the planes carrying these people land here to re-fuel and whatnot en route to whatever country is performing the torture/murder.

Of course, the word torture is distasteful and very evocative - and I understand big hitters in the US, like US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, have already been using different words for what appears to be exactly that. I seem to remember Nazi Germany developed the same trick of giving much more 'pleasant' names to thoroughly reprehensible abuses of human rights.

By forcing democracy down people's throats with one hand, whilst playing fast and loose with it using the other, I can only assume the intention of the US is to thoroughly piss off as many people as possible. Because they can. Oh - and wait - it's good for business too! Makes you proud, doesn't it?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Gissajob!

Your Recruiting Officer has been busy today trying to get himself recruited! This has mostly involved a splendid job interview, which should give me a nice bit of work if I get it. I should find out tomorrow, so at least there will be no ghastly hanging on.

Anyway, I'm still looking for work and I'm trying to be as broad-minded as possible - opening my mind to all opportunities and so forth - so if you think you have gathered anything about me so far, why not suggest what you think I might be good at and I'll have a look into it. Here are some extras that might help:

1. The content of this blog probably provides some pointers.
2. Photography/video/web stuff.
3. Lots of diverse computer experience.
3. Writing/theatre/movies.
4. Like to travel.
5. Like the great outdoors.

Any ideas appreciated.

Alternatively what jobs have you found most satisfying? Does money do it for you or do you really need to enjoy what you do? Do you have an 'ideal' job and do you think you'll ever do it? Collective, I await your thoughts.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The woman, her boyfriend, his parrot and her lover*

This tickled me today - parrot associated affair woe. And the poor bloke who had been cheated on had to find a new home for the parrot because it kept on with the 'luvvy' banter!

Interesting idea for espionage though. I wonder how many parrots have been recruited in to the secret services?

"Yes, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, it's a gift from Tony Blair - although for some reason he wants it back in 6 months time."


* The woman's lover, not the parrot's, obviously.

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Friday 13th - Day at the beach anyone?

After all the talk of nuclear power over the last few days and weeks, Greenpeace has released a new video as part of a campaign to steer the UK away from a renewed nuclear energy programme by highlighting the very real risks of a terrorist attack on such a facility.

The DTI have accused Greenpeace of sensationalising the issue. Strange that because it instantly reminded me of one very real day in the not so distant past. 9/11 anyone?

This article in the Independent also mentions a nuclear physicist's observations, "The public have the right to know the danger. The Government says the terrorism threat is real. Building more nuclear power stations, especially after 11 September, is a risk we don't have to take. For the Government to encourage it is crazy."

The rest of what he had to say was even scarier. But, these days, perhaps we are only allowed to feel scared when the Government says so?

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Friday, January 13, 2006

Fank Fun it's Friday Fantastic Photo Foolery Fest - 13/01/06

It's that FFFFPFF feeling!

In light of current news about the impending invasion of Iran over their nuclear desires, here are some NATO nukes for you to wrap your humour warheads around.

A metric kilo of enriched uranium for every glowing entry.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

'Do as we say, not as we do' and glowing pigs

Although you may have already gathered this from previous posts, I would just like to state categorically that I don't like nuclear power. Or nuclear weapons.

Just a wee short while after Tony Blair pops his 'strategic energy review' on the table (read: let's have some more nuclear power), the government are now jumping up and down because Iran are thinking the same thing.

Well, Tony et al, forgive me for pointing out once more that the longer you continue the 'do as we say, not as we do' preaching at countries wanting nuclear power (sorry, I just mean the 'dodgy' ones, of course), the longer they are likely to stick two fingers up at you. I suggest your position would be stronger if you led by example. (Top tip, have you heard about this stuff called 'renewable energy'?)

But hey, the US/UK/(insert country name here) combined army/'defence' industry swill bin could do with a slightly more convincing reason for invading Iran, so perhaps this will crack it?

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In brighter news (see what I did there?), some clever boffins in Taiwan have made the best glowing pigs ever. And there you were thinking splicing genes from wildly different things was a bad idea and was going to end up with Frankenstein-like creatures taking over the world - when all it's really doing is making pigs more cute!

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Freedom to expose oneself

I am all for freedom of expression... Cripes, I only needed to add the word 'but' to that and it could have been the start of a letter in the Daily Mail.

The crux of the matter is this. I believe it's time for Madonna to 'put it away'. I seem to remember, perhaps a couple of years ago, Kylie Minogue said she was hanging up her hot pants and wasn't going to spend the rest of her years flashing increasingly tired looking bits to the pop-loving world. Good for her, go out on a fleshy high and move on. That was a very decent thing to do I think. To me, in a world where it is increasingly possible to tamper with oneself that seemed like an honest and simple message to everyone that at some point those with the money to place their bits in front of vast audiences should introduce a little more decorum. It is fitting. We are born, we age, we eventually die and all that. It is the way of all things.

I realise people like Madonna have a very loyal following and they and others will say she looks fantastic even to the point where one day she might be sitting astride a large weapon, just like Cher. That's if her latest, crotch-and-arse-lunging video for Hung Up (the Abba one) is not the dam buster. "She has fantastic glutes," they say - and "her body is fantastic for a 47-year old," and "she's setting an example to women everywhere."

Yes, but what kind of example? Excuse me for pointing out that Madonna's glutes may be hanging on at 47, but a lot of women may have had a slightly harder life and less money and time to chuck at defying gravity. Many women might want to be winding down with a little dignity and enjoying middle-age. They may appreciate Madonna's arse, but not want to worry overly about getting their own down the gym to watch more of Madonna with her bits out on MTV. They may admire how many hours she spends each day doing yoga, but know the chances of fitting in half an hour's exercise around a family, for example, is work in itself.

It is more to do with vanity and celebrity fitness insanity than real life example-setting. In fact, if anyone remembers the dance troupe called the Roly Polys on Les Dawson's TV show, that was probably the best example of real-life I ever saw. The whole point was that it was funny to see ageing ladies of a certain plumpness dressed up and acting like Tiller Girls, but that didn't mean it wasn't a good idea try to keep fit as you got older. Damn it, they even had their own fitness book.

Everywhere you look popular culture is obsessed with fleshy bits. I know sex has always 'sold' - and I am as susceptible to this foistery as the next person - but I seem to remember it is also possible to be sexy whilst wearing clothes. Kylie, at 37 - and due to return to music after bravely battling breast cancer through 2005, has constantly re-invented herself just like Madonna has. However, I fear it is Madonna's intention to continue her 'shock' re-invention style and therefore if she wants to keep taking her clothes off I can only suggest she starts breaking some real societal taboos like stopping shaving her 'bits'. Or perhaps she could eat the occasional burger and give the Roly Polys a call.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Conspiracy

Gosh, do you ever feel like events are conspiring against you?

I was trying to write a post yesterday, but work has just been outrageously busy. Yes, I have had actual work to do which has annoyed me no end. I finally worked out why some people say you should change jobs regularly. It is because probably no matter where you work, unless you are very lucky indeed or have a job you enjoy, some of the people you come into regular contact with are going to piss you off. The average person is probably going to put up with a certain amount of this, however at some point will move on to a new job with some new faces with renewed sanity - and the process can start all over again.

Today I actually wrote a post and saved it part way through, then whacked the rest of it out - rather good it was too, I thought - and just before I finished it my computer froze. Ho hum. Perhaps if I get a nice shiny new job, and if they also make me use a PC rather than a Mac, they will at least have the decency to give me an OS newer than Windows '98. Hell, I'm lucky, most of my department is still running Windows '95...

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Friday, January 06, 2006

Fank Fun it's Friday Fantastic Photo Foolery Fest - 06/01/05

Hurrah! The first FFFFPFF of 2006! Just a quick reminder that the idea here is to provide funny captions for the photo and in return receive praise from your peers and/or win absolutely nothing, often in the form of promises of entirely fictitious or thoroughly impractical prizes. How can you resist?

Today has been a hell of a day, my car got side-swiped by a dustcart on the way into Poole and after realising what had happened I had to drive after the thing for about a mile, flashing my lights and beeping my horn like a crazed lunatic, until the driver deigned to stop because, allegedly, he hadn't seen me. I guess that probably sums up why he drove into me as well.

So, in the spirit of my day, get your new and refreshed laughing gear round this. A fully paid, one day, HGV driving course for every quality entry:

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

BBC - Coal/God - Israeli 'thug' on 'death-bed'

The BBC ranks pretty highly in my books I have to say. It is an institution that apart from the odd accusation here and there has very resiliently stood up to its impartial brief and public scrutiny and is possibly the most respected 'global' broadcasting operation. When people complain about the cost of the licence fee here in the UK, it is worth stacking up what we get for that. All the TV, radio and excellent web services - and always seemingly bang on the button with the latest technological advances to make sure, most of the time, the audience gets the best experience.

Undoubtedly even some of the stuff it has been highly praised for does not meet with my particular taste, however it is very hard to knock Strictly Come Dancing when, in the schedules, it is up against ITV's The X-Factor, as horrifically similar they may be in some ways than others.

The BBC is still championing very high quality drama, natural history and comedy for that £10 per month, though. And what about the bought in/collaborative content we get for the money? If anyone has seen Rome on BBC2, I understand, being an HBO production, you would have had to pay good money to get to see it in the USA. This has been one of the highlights of the BBC2 schedule of late, a vivid masterpiece of historical recreation, looking, broadly, much more believable than things we have seen before, whether it really is or not, and I know the 'historical' knives are out over inaccuracies and 'artistic licence', but hey, the joy of these times is there's a lot we don't know for certain, right?

Also on Mondays at the moment we can see Balderdash and Piffle at 2100hrs. This is a splendid show, asking us to look at origins of words within the English language and trying to engage us into finding earlier evidence of use of particular words, for example, 'Ploughman's Lunch' in the first show, to help make the Oxford English Dictionary more accurate.

This is wonderfully worthy I think, although the main presenter, Victoria Coren, disappointed me a little because she has been to that apparently recently invented BBC course where they ask women to either a) position their bodies slightly off angle to camera and then look straight to camera or b) position their bodies to camera and then tilt their head slightly to the right as they address the camera. I can only call this pose 'coquettish' and it seems to be a relatively recent invention employed mainly by regional BBC news presenters, some TV presenters and the like. I haven't seen men doing it, but who knows, it is rather off-putting and obviously pandering to some nonsense 'engage the public' factor. Victoria, if you are reading, you seem delightful in this prgramme, for all the slightly 'forced' nonsense you seem to have been asked to do. You have a difficult job though, trying to engage a public who increasingly are interested in fewer and fewer words, so who am I to stop you throwing a bit of 'flirt' at the subject? For what it's worth though, I for one love the English language, yet tend to hear less of what you say when you stare into the camera like a cheeky little minx.

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Do you remember hearing when you were a child that the first time you hear a new word, you will hear it again within 24 hours?

I thought of that when the sad news of this US coal mining disaster in West Virginia. Incidentally, almost every time I hear of something happening in the US I wonder where the bloody hell it is, and that's with an A Level in Geography. Make me a little more understanding every time someone takes the piss about US citizens who don't know where places are either. Apart from GW Bush, of course, because he has no excuse.

Anyway, for whatever reasons, it was harsh these people were told their loved ones were alive, when that was not the case, however it is interesting they went off, for some part - although this was obviously very 'report-worthy' - on some singing of hymns 'God' stuff and there was talk of miracles. I wonder if this was all reported the same way in the US because I feel the way we see these things, in our slightly more secular society, these people looked a bit simple. The crushing blow was when they were told they had been mis-informed and some openly started to question the existence of 'God' because it seemed he had abandoned them. I couldn't watch it any more. The background of the mine's recent sale and alleged neglect said most of what I needed to hear.

The fact is though, just like the US military, these are apparently the only jobs for 'good' money a lot of people in these areas have access to. I guess you often need all the help you can get to put yourself in spots like that, which is perhaps why many of these people seem to seize on to their faith.

Coal has come onto the energy agenda again, very recently. As oil and gas reserves are depleted, some see a race between the US and China to build new coal-fired power stations - a resource they both have plenty of without depending on other countries - as a very possible outcome to the current energy debate.

In my UK-based ignorance, the weird thing is, I hadn't even considered the US had coal-fired power stations until today.

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Ariel Sharon is on his 'death-bed' apparently.

This man is responsible for suffering on quite a serious scale. In his career he has been responsible for civilian massacre and trauma and culpable of uprooting tens of thousands of Palestinians through settlement expansion. I hope whoever comes after him will have a greater eye on peace and understsanding than he has. I suggest they bury him under his big, fat, illegal concrete wall. Once he's dead, of course.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Redundancy - Interrupted Service

Dear collective, please accept my apologies because I can foresee some imminent periods of sporadic blog activity. As you may have already read, your Recruiting Officer is working through a drawn out 'we still need you just at the moment' redundancy scenario, my current main employer mercilessly moving my redundancy payout further away from me, one day at a time.

As a result I am having to do crazy things like work out what to do next without making the hideous faux-pas of landing a job where I get to spend far too much time sat on my arse, even when that includes 'on-tap' internet access. I am also having to brush up on skills I know I used to have, but recent under-use has fiendishly tried to eradicate all knowledge of from my brain.

Therefore, my recent reasonably good performance of fairly regular Monday to Friday posting will probably have to tone down a little and I will just post when I can. Do not fear though, I am not going away, and I will try to enrich our collective by making any more infrequent posting sufficiently more splendid and useful. Thank you for your understanding. And please, if anyone wants to ease the collective burden by e-mailing me ideas for anything they'd like to see here you are very welcome indeed.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

A New Year - A New Hope

Renewed hope for a new year. A new hope. Also a play on the title of Star Wars IV, but hey, George Lucas doesn't have exclusive rights to hope itself, as far as I know.

So what will this year bring us? I must admit, for a while now I have seen a certain sapping of my strength, a weakening of my resolve, a dulling of my optimism, indeed a lessening of my hope. This is something I intend to do something about, a resolution if you like, and I know it will take a resource of those aforementioned things I have felt ebbing away to turn things around. But there is hope. When there is nothing else, we can garner hope. In fact for many in this world, hope is almost all they have.

If there is no hope, much is lost surely? In the most extreme situation, for one who is starving or malnourished for example, it is easy to presume that once hope is lost, then all is lost. The will to live, which is surely what hope is in such dire circumstances, once gone, signals the end.

However we know that at some fundamental level hope is no less important to any of us. Many of us may be fortunate enough to be well fed, to be healthy, but even then hope plays an important part in our lives. Certainly we all aspire to different things in life, however satisfaction seems perhaps even more fleeting or elusive a beast than it ever has been. For all the rampant swell and advance of humanity over the last century, how many more of us are truly happy? As I've touched on before, the sums just don't add up for me. If our increasing ability to consume correlates with happiness we should be in Utopia by now, should we not?

Yet we are not, of course. And further, we know our planet is several times too small to sustain our current lifestyle with our current methods and mentality. Here is the flipside of hope. Hope can be a universal pacifier. To hope all will be well when the evidence suggests otherwise and when the means to take action is within our grasp is to corrupt the idea of hope itself by turning it into expectation. Such is the case with man-made climate change, for example. We now know like never before we can affect, in a global manner, the most precious thing we have - our planet's atmosphere - yet the vast majority of us do not just hope this problem will be resolved by somebody else, we expect it. You can be sure that particular path ends, one day, with the bit where 'the great and the good'* find a nice bunker, or a controlled atmosphere, or a spaceship, in a bid to piss off somewhere less fucked up.

So I hope the hope I have and discover this year I can use as a point on the way to satisfaction. I am feeling a little more hopeful already, because I know my path to satisfaction does not lie in how much 'stuff' I can buy, but in much more fundamental things. If there is one ongoing hope for our collective, perhaps it would be that more people realise this small, but very important thing.


* Read select, powerful, influential, genetically 'prime' - i.e. probably not you. No offence intended.

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