The woman, her boyfriend, his parrot and her lover*

This tickled me today - parrot associated affair woe. And the poor bloke who had been cheated on had to find a new home for the parrot because it kept on with the 'luvvy' banter!

Interesting idea for espionage though. I wonder how many parrots have been recruited in to the secret services?

"Yes, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, it's a gift from Tony Blair - although for some reason he wants it back in 6 months time."


* The woman's lover, not the parrot's, obviously.