Phil needs...

It's the weekend, so in some contagious excitement from Misty's blog we are today mostly putting our name and the word 'needs' into Google and picking the five funniest results. "Phil needs" (my actual name less the 'needs' as I have no middle name) yields the following, slightly bizarre results. I just took the top 5 as I couldn't be bothered to 'delve deeper':

Saint Phil needs a blog - your wish is my command

Quite frankly, Phil needs a new act - umm... new material already?

Phil needs our prayers - if you have a god - god bless you, you're probably right.

Phil needs his beauty sleep - okay, take it easy, I squint like Clint, you know.

Phil needs your help today to fight the Schwarzenegger fundraising machine! - Well, somebody has to do it...